February 2012
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joannaerika asked: I just asked my fiance with regards to the penis in the bathtub, he says it buoyancy neutral like the rest of the body- the look on his face when I asked him so was priceless, haha
“So you’re dating an aggravating slightly naughty loud-mouth who’s overprotective of his kid brother,” Gabe muses and then grins. “Damn, Cas, you should have told me you were in love with me.”
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Anonymous asked: Just thought I would inform you the first time I saw you post that picture of the lizard in a hat it made me laugh hysterically for a good 15 minutes straight at about 3am, and it is now an ongoing thing with my roommate when she wishes to reiterate my insanity. That is all.
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kippyforever asked: So I saw your post about penises and baths. I'm a female, but I asked my male best friend; he said it definitely floats.
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
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question to my male followers
what does your penis do when you take a bath?
like…does it float or
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Because here’s the thing about realizing you’re into girls. Hardly anyone I know...
– Heather Hogan (via evewithanapple)
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pizzaforpresident:
glamydia:
oh my god
the kid eating cake with the fake hand
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psssst
jayd
you are being summoned
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Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
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whoevershemightbe:
fuck school fuck routine fuck society fuck love fuck not being numb enough fuck dreaming fuck eating fuck not being “good enough” fuck feelings fuck reasoning fuck understanding fuck being open minded fuck her fuck him fuck this and fuck you.
yes, good, A+ tumblr →
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my photoshopped pictures image dump
eastcollins:
going through some of my folders and omg
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